1. A van made by Toyota which has 6 generations, the 5th gen is the WORST GENERATION EVER AND THE WORST TOYOTA PRODUCT EVER!!!! because of its bad interior quality (STOP JUDGING ANY CHRYSLER MOPAR PRODUCTS IN THE 2000s, CUZ TOYOTAS INTERIOR IS WAY WORST) the dashboard is flimsy, the base models have no headrests, some of the vans with manuals have NO TACHOMETER which is STUPID for a commercial vehicle. And its SWB versions have absolutely no legroom space, and countries like the Caribbean and some Asian and African countries uses them as buses, which makes them the worst vehicle to use as a public transit (aside from their reliability)
2. Something that is bad quality
3. A sexual act similar to the shocker or the “mini-van”, or “Chrysler town and country” is where 3 fingers are inserted into the vagina, since these vans can seat 3 up front like a truck, and 15 fingers in the butt-hole, or you can fit 20 fingers in the anus since in the Caribbean where they will try to cramp 20 people in these vans
2. Something that is bad quality
3. A sexual act similar to the shocker or the “mini-van”, or “Chrysler town and country” is where 3 fingers are inserted into the vagina, since these vans can seat 3 up front like a truck, and 15 fingers in the butt-hole, or you can fit 20 fingers in the anus since in the Caribbean where they will try to cramp 20 people in these vans
1 A. Bruh this soccer mom’s 2011 Toyota hiace interior is falling apart, making look like it exist more than 30 years
B. Man these hiaces are awful, rode on one in St Vincent, they had absolutely no legroom and it’s a pain in the ass to come out from sardine pack vans
C. Man I hate these H200 hiaces, I wish they can somehow come to the USA and someone places these vans onto a track and let an Amtrak GE Genesis P42DC and/or CSX or BNSF EMD GP38-2 Ran over these terrible Piece of shits
2 A, Bruh this McDonald’s cheeseburger is so Toyota HiAce
B, Amy: OMG these Samsung Galaxy phone is Toyota hiace quality,
Hannah: why?
Amy: yesterday i bought the phone brand new and its cover is peeing like an 8 year old phone and also the screen cracked .
Amy: that’s why I will never get a Samsung.
3A, I give that sexy chick a Toyota HiAce and she said that she love it especially 15 fingers in her ass.
B, last night at the strip club my boyfriend gave me the Toyota HiAce and I hate it cuz my asshole hurts with these 20 fingers 😫😫😫
B. Man these hiaces are awful, rode on one in St Vincent, they had absolutely no legroom and it’s a pain in the ass to come out from sardine pack vans
C. Man I hate these H200 hiaces, I wish they can somehow come to the USA and someone places these vans onto a track and let an Amtrak GE Genesis P42DC and/or CSX or BNSF EMD GP38-2 Ran over these terrible Piece of shits
2 A, Bruh this McDonald’s cheeseburger is so Toyota HiAce
B, Amy: OMG these Samsung Galaxy phone is Toyota hiace quality,
Hannah: why?
Amy: yesterday i bought the phone brand new and its cover is peeing like an 8 year old phone and also the screen cracked .
Amy: that’s why I will never get a Samsung.
3A, I give that sexy chick a Toyota HiAce and she said that she love it especially 15 fingers in her ass.
B, last night at the strip club my boyfriend gave me the Toyota HiAce and I hate it cuz my asshole hurts with these 20 fingers 😫😫😫
by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024
Get the Toyota hiacemug. Driven by the nice Asshole you will ever meet he is kind loves to help people knows what he wants in life do not cross him he will help people when he can his goal in life is to help others in need his whole goal is to help other clean up there lives and Achieve financial freedom unlike others before his time he sees things in a different light and believes that just because someone try’s things that may not agree with others they may not push their ideologies without trying it themselves … he is a positive light where-ever he goes watch out though he will make your life a living hell if you piss him off this is hard to do … fair warning he can call on the powers of unknown forces…… kind, and fair he would help just about anyone but he has a real problem with authority he believes that no one should be controlled they should be free to make there own choices however crimes against humanity is where he draws a line. Live long and prosper education isn’t everything but it helps. One of the luckiest person alive. People are drawn to him Watch out though don’t take his kindness for a weakness you’ll awaken something you never want to see
That t.o.w guy that drives a 2022 Toyota Camry hybrid he’s a nice guy just don’t cross him you might regret it
by Dirty hooker tow August 6, 2022
Get the 2022 Toyota Camry hybridmug. An expression that refers to the fact that the production years of 1st gen Toyota Prius (2001-2003) coincide with PS1, whilst that of 2nd gen Toyota Prius (2003-2009) with that of PS2, and that of 3rd gen Toyota Prius (2009-2015) with that of PS3. Same with 4th gen Toyota Prius (2016-2022) whose production years coincide with PS4, whilst that of 5th gen Toyota Prius (2023~present) whose production years also coincide with PS5. Not to mention that the nameplate "Prius" starts with "P" and ends with "S", where both letters make the acronym for "PlayStation". Contrast this with Mitsubishi L300 pickup and Mercedes-Benz G-Class which both have been manufactured since 1979 until present in nearly unchanged form (with few to no facelifts), hence not coinciding with the pace of technological advancement of any gaming console.
Some people joke that the Toyota Prius is a gaming console because its generations match up perfectly with PlayStation generations from PS1 through PS5, showcasing how both have evolved with technology while other vehicles like the Mitsubishi L300 pickup or Mercedes-Benz G-Class stick to their unchanged classic roots.
by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025
Get the Toyota Prius is a gaming consolemug. Toyota's biggest SUV, based on the Tundra and now in its third generation. Mostly a US market model, though the Middle East did get it for a hot minute. This thing is an inferior Land Cruiser. Still reliable and still a solid option, but my God if it doesn't look like the unholy love child between a Tundra, a 4Runner, and a Land Cruiser. Need the space? Get a Sienna instead. Need the off-road chops? Land Cruiser is where to go. Still a better option than any of the domestics, and since they depreciate quicker than the LC, they are actually accessible to mere mortals.
The Toyota Sequoia is the Land Cruiser's chain-smoking, pitbull-owning, country music-blasting redneck cousin.
by henry1272838442 February 22, 2025
Get the Toyota Sequoiamug. by Persephone1983 November 21, 2021
Get the Toyotaingmug. The DEFINITION of 4x4, and the automotive equivalent of a chameleon. In the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and much of Africa - show up in one of these, and everyone will know you're rich, potentially royalty and potentially bought it using blood money. In Europe? Nonexistent, unless you count the Prado. In the US? Either stealth wealth WASPs or overlanding bros who treat it like an expensive 4Runner. In Japan? A more niche product, and the canvas for some Midnight Club-level builds. In Australia? The undisputed King of the Outback, mate. Available as either a "station wagon" currently in the 300-series, or a no-nonsense 4x4/pickup in the form of the 70-series. One of Japan's most iconic vehicular exports and quite possibly one of the most reliable vehicles on planet earth. This thing will take you anywhere and will not leave you stranded. Many SUVs come close - the Nissan Patrol, Land Rover Range Rover, and Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen are all fantastic SUVs, but the Land Cruiser is in a league of its own. There's a reason why everyone from the UN to ISIS uses these bad boys. You can get one in complete barebones GX spec or fully loaded Sahara spec - making it the Japanese equivalent to an F-series or RAM truck (although much more reliable.) A strong contender for the most badass vehicle on earth.
by henry1272838442 February 22, 2025
Get the Toyota Land Cruisermug. (n). Any older model of Toyota, specifically a 2003 Toyota Corolla, whose undercarriage and frame forms big pockets of rust and can be peeled off with one's finger after many years. The rust is so prevalent and brittle, it comes off in like potato chips.
for years, I drove a Toyota Corroded. While it got 40 miles to the gallon on gas, the frame started to fall apart. The rust came off in potato chip-like flakes, due to rust on the undercarriage. At 250,000 miles, it became a rust bucket.
by boggler January 28, 2019
Get the Toyota Corrodedmug.