sponge punch

Fisting an unshaved vagina.
Best method for sponge punch "You've got to punch the sponge to plunge the clunge" -Gavin Free
by Binaryjutsu February 08, 2015
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Damage-sponge

An entity in a videogame which requires a high level of damage inflicted against it to defeat as opposed to having any meaningful game-play challenge.
In a game that otherwise demanded a keen sense of strategy, the final boss was quite a damage-sponge.
by ApricotFields February 12, 2022
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Sponge-lips

Noun: A derogatory term for one who licks their lips in military formation.
Suck it up Sponge-lips.
by recovering sponge-lips August 26, 2016
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Sponge Knob

Patrick sucked on his friend's Sponge Knob
by Wonky Tonky February 24, 2016
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Sports Sponge

A variety of couch potato. Namely, a guy who spends all of his free time sitting/lying around and soaking up sports information (stats, possible trades, etc.), often, though certainly not always, while drinking beers. Often such characters have a hostile, macho attitude, making them less agreeable than the average couch potato. Very common in the northeast USA, and USA in general.
Steve is a sports sponge. He spends all his free time watching sports, watching ESPN, and drinking beer.
by ANGRYMOTHERFUCKER December 09, 2010
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Sponge Moment

When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge
Jokester: You’re fat
Sponge Momenter: That’s why yo mama dead
Person: You pulled a sponge
by NotAdo April 19, 2020
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morale sponge

An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.
"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."
by dlc671 April 03, 2009
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