facial tissue

A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.

A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.

Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.

Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.

They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.

by bitchuck September 12, 2024

Alabama Tissue Box

The art of Urinating, Ejaculating, And then Defecating into an amazon box that is large enough to fit in an entire human, And then jumping in for a swim.

Charles : Yo i did an alabama tissue box last night!
Liam : what the fuck bro

by biorokky August 30, 2025

Tissue box

A person, that weeps and cries a lot, to the point they use up all your tissues.

That Guy: *crying*

The other Guy: “Oh shut up, you are such a tissue box.”

by Mayyousaymyname November 10, 2025

Blown-in tissue

The resulting state of a tissue that has been ejaculated into and left to crust.

“Ah shit, just touched Zach’s blown-in tissue on his desk.”

“Can’t hang out tonight, my wife found my blown-in tissue by the toilet.”

“Smells like a blown-in tissue out here…”

by Ïdiōt November 14, 2025

Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Tissu

It is recognized as the one and the cutest dog in the world. It is a dog that everyone loves. It has a pair of watery eyes like a diamond. Although it loves to bite people,but it is playing with you rather than biting seriously. Sometimes it looks stupidly at his master -- Jiayin. It is very afraid of Lorry's sound. Every time it hears these sounds, it will tremble and it is funny. It likes to eat hot dogs very much, everytime it can't wait and always jump on Jiayin. He is also very naughty , he likes to bite Jiayin's clothes and he gets scolded badly every time. Sometimes its owner jiayin will play some dog barking sounds to it, and it will tilt its head. It was super invincible and cute. The dog named Tissu is recognized as the most fun and cutest dog in the world.

Wawwww, look there!The dog was so cute!

Ohh, don't you know?!It called Tissu, was the super duper funniest and cutest dog in the world...

Oh,I see~

by ItsmeJY... November 24, 2021