tinder balls

When your tinder date doesn't go as planned and you're left with blue balls

Tinder date was good but left me with tinder balls.

by asly8 July 1, 2018

Tinder

A dumb as fuck dating website where 99% of users are literal trash and never find love despite years of being on the app.

Guy: Mom, I got Tinder!
Mom: You're an idiot if you think you'll ever find love there you sick fuck

by MiguelsMR April 28, 2022

Tinder Slip

When you're using the online dating apps, and you forget about the hot one you may actually have a shot with, because you get barraged by average candidates flirting with you.

Dude, I totally forgot about the hot, bourbon-drinking tall brunette with big tits in the Village, because I got like ten new matches in a row who know just how to kiss my ass. My Tinder Slip lasted 3 days....now she's gone forvever!

by Ekenned1 December 14, 2022

tinder bachelor

The act of putting a moment on tinder asking for a girl to accompany you somewhere, especially a formal or funeral, and agree to multiple women coming (preferably more than four) and then line them up out the front of the venue, and give a corsage to one of them, mimicking the television show the Bachelor.

Trimmer: Hey, bro who you taking to formal
Bruce: I don't know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
Dunphy: Yeah good op, I'm chucking the same

by FlyDude January 7, 2016

tinder cake

a magical youth restoring cake eaten to lure prospective lovers.

'I was so excited about meeting her until i realized she'd eating the tinder cake'

by lazpix March 30, 2022

Tinder husband

A tinder husband is someone who you really like, shown genuine interest, but would never truly wed.

I met my tinder husband last night - we both swiped right!

by TakYttiK May 3, 2020

tinder tits

Hoes that be on tinder just to fuck

Check out tinder tits

She fucks on the first swipe

by 81L0Wlife December 19, 2016