sniper text

when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing

swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over

by bio_hazard6945 July 13, 2011

cumshot sniper

The male ejaculates a projectile shaped drop of cum which hits the female on a weak spot (i.e. eye). In contrast to a common cumshot it requires solid aiming, the correct muzzle velocity and the right amount of jizz in order to create the perfect shot.

He was an amazing cumshot sniper and she was impressed by his aiming skills. Right in her left eye. They were laughing all night.

by EFIL4ZIFG July 8, 2022

Sniper Chance

A Half-Life programmer and voogru member that has made a few amusing contributions to his buddies.

Rofl, did you see that TSA Marine model for TS that Sniper Chance made??

by NSPlayer August 2, 2003

bunny sniper

Somebody that jumps around alot to avoid getting shot.

The fuckin noob was jumping around like a bunny sniper

but I tagged him in the head anyway

by Horza 963 May 8, 2016

Anger Sniper

A sniper main from TF2 who acts like he's thirty when in reality he's a 10 year old who has gone through their edgy phase WAY too early and cries at the smallest things and think's he's hot shit because he likes Linkin Park and taunts after every kill.

Demo main: "Oh great another FUCKING Anger Sniper."

Non-edgy sniper main: "Can't wait to kill him then taunt after every time I kill him." -Demo and Sniper dominate anger sniper-
Anger sniper micspamming over Linkin Park, crying: "Just because you taunt after every kill doesn't make you cool."

Sniper and Demo in discord call: "How Ironic."

by GenuinePlayer March 5, 2021

Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.

Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting

by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012

russian sniper

When your banging a chick from behind and you pull out at the last second and spit on her back. Then when she turns around you bust your nut in her eye.

I really wanted some pussy but that bitch was talking during Entourage so I had to break out the russian sniper

by Daddy34f July 17, 2006