Rig Bitch

( n): A woman, usually good looking and working as a medic in the oil patch. These women work for long periods of time and are surrounded by the same crew of rig pigs. After so long, a Rig Bitch becomes overwhelmed with hormones and will allow several of the formentioned rig-pigs, often with small 2.5 inch cocks, to perform carnal acts on her every orifice. Sometimes up to 3-4 rig-pigs will participate in the coitus at one time

That Rig Bitch is awesome! She let me give her the New Jersey Meat Hook and then 4 of us ran a train on her!

by KateAk44 May 25, 2007

rig horny

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.

lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.

by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016

Junky rig

Hitting a cart with USB cord stripped of all its wires except the positive and negative.

I'm fiending rn and I lost my bat, let's make a junky rig.

by fienniggahours October 23, 2019

big rig

the name given to someone of buff appearance

oi big rig

by smallrig January 5, 2017

Rig Work

To lift consistently and work as hard as if you were an oil rig employee.

I saw Derek in the gym today putting in that rig work.

Damn, Carter has become jacked! He must have been putting in some serious Rig Work!

by Do_Logic November 28, 2018

stellar rig

A large phallus

I have a stellar rig.

by PimpDaddyCrackDealeh February 5, 2014

fucktciously-rig

1. A repair that is very ugly and or is likely to fail a week or two after the repair is made.

2. To modify something in a way to defy authority or the law. Such as "fixing" a cable box to get free premium channels, jail braking an iPhone or a sawing-off a shotgun.

3. A politically correct way to say nigger-rig.

When my computer power supply quit, I need to order a new one on-line. Until it came in, I was able to fucktciously-rid my computer with another power supply that was too large to fit inside the computer case.

He was so audacious the way if fucking rigged that shit up with duck tape. It was truly fucktciously-rigged

by ratnard August 18, 2013