pet the pickle

Slang term for masturbation.

John was horny and felt the need to pet the pickle.

by djkrap May 21, 2010

pickle-probe

the act of exploring one's own (or someone else's) burger with their tongue, in search of those pickle slices, in which they were too lazy to ask for them to be omitted, then promptly removing them from the burger.

Ian proceeded to pickle-probe my burger, even though I profusely asked him not to.

by Flashlight22 February 4, 2010

Dally of a pickle

To be in a worrying state

The toasters just exploded.....what a dally of a pickle

by Dally's jokes April 2, 2021

Pickle Mitten

Vegetable flavored condom.

Teacher: "Do you guys know what pickle mitten means?"
Student: "No it sounds like a condom"
"No it sounds like a condom"

by currbe March 18, 2015

fire pickle

Jalapeños

“Would you like fire pickles with your nachos?”

by Stngraygrl July 2, 2017

Pickle Hopper

A female who frequently partakes in sexual acts

Friend 1: Did you see that girl I hooked up with last night?
Friend 2: I saw her hooking up with several guys. Pickle hoppers, am I right?

by trashbagponchos November 3, 2015

Night Pickle

A pickle that is to be consumed at night time. The later in the night, the better.

It is said that a 3am Night Pickle is one of the best night pickles.

Do any of you ever have a night pickle? A night pickle? Do any of you - Do you ever have a night pickle? *cronch*

"There is nothing quite like a night pickle."

"I just ate half a jar of night pickles... I don't feel so good, but it was totally worth it."

"The Devil himself gave me a night pickle. It was great"

"There is nothing better than opening up your fridge late at night and seeing pickles. That crunch is like no other when you're hungry at night."

by Seff in Space July 2, 2022