Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.

The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw

by 3-Putt December 28, 2021

homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

by auroralotus December 3, 2022

nutty buddy cream pie

When two guys ejaculate in the same vagina

Tim n Jerry did the nutty buddy cream pie to that women

by Killingfetus January 24, 2025

Boston Cream Pie

When you ejaculate into someone's ass and then watch the cum, among other things, leak out.

Amy finally let me get some anal, so I gave her the ole' Boston Cream Pie.

by Metalbish February 7, 2022

Boston Cream Pie

When you bust a fat nut into an Irish girl from Boston who doesn’t pronounce her R’s.

“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”

Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”

I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.

by The Real Sputnik May 25, 2022

cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021