n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.
Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.
by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020
Get the Count Flatulamug. The amount of times that you have given or receieved a blow job. Most commonly this number is year to date. Most boys will lie about their d-count and state a number that is much much much higher than the truth.
by Branden Langghallls August 28, 2006
Get the d-countmug. Count Grichnack is the nickname of Varg Vikernes, famed black metal legend. He was the 1 man band of Burzum and bassist for Mayhem on their album "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas". He later killed Euronymous, Mayhem's guitarist, to prove he was more evil.
The name is derived from Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. Grishnack was an Orc. Varg wrote about LOTR in much of his music.
The name is derived from Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. Grishnack was an Orc. Varg wrote about LOTR in much of his music.
by mylovedenied October 9, 2004
Get the Count Grishnackmug. When you try to remember what kind-, and how much- drugs you've just taken. This is usually followed by the user craking up hesterically because they cannnot remember their own names, let alone what drugs they were smoking.
by He's the boxman September 29, 2006
Get the drug countmug. A Heavy Metal Band founded by Ice-T and his friend Ernie C, they have since made 7 albums, with their debut album Body Count and Bloodlust being their most notable. One of the songs on the debut, "Cop Killer", caused controversy for it's violent, anti-police lyrics, which ended up in it's removal from the album, to which Ice-T then made into a Single.
"Hey you ever heard of the Metal band that Ice-T is in? It's called Body Count, it fuckin' rocks man".
by Mr. DQ January 23, 2022
Get the Body Countmug. Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!
by akendall July 8, 2009
Get the Counting Changemug. n. a dance common in the south performed usually by feminine guys but can done by masculine gay guys also
"What you know about the 8 count?" says the feminine dude to the trade dude. "should I do the 8 count before, during of after I whup your ass?!"
by pureplaya August 2, 2004
Get the 8 countmug.