The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.
‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’
by Wardswords December 21, 2021
When you are fully grown adult and becomes talked down to, and/or excluded from activities, tasks, etc, especially from superiors such as parents/family members, coworkers, bosses, friends, and so forth. Usually seen in terms of condescending and/or sarcasm. Examples are names such as bud, buddy, or pal when you really have no communication on the outside. Somewhat like a kids table at a dinner or party where children are set aside from adult conversations and matters.
Guy 1: Dude, I am so ready to fucking leave that job. I keep getting put at the kid's table and treated like a child.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy 1: Everytime I mess up on something, They don't explain to me what I'm doing wrong, fix it themselves, walk off and put me on some dumb janitorial task. They have all these dumb inside jokes and keep me in the dark about everything. I think its time to find a new job.
Guy 2: Do what you need to bro.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy 1: Everytime I mess up on something, They don't explain to me what I'm doing wrong, fix it themselves, walk off and put me on some dumb janitorial task. They have all these dumb inside jokes and keep me in the dark about everything. I think its time to find a new job.
Guy 2: Do what you need to bro.
by riddlecker July 23, 2016
A festering amalgamation of toxicity, spilt milk, and good memories. Many chicken strips wasted, ice packs yeeted, lunches ruined, insults thrown, Foxes slain. Many comers-and-goers such as Rotisserie Chihuahua, Joe Mama and the Caramelizer. The OG five: wpkoski, PortedData, savitor, FoxSlayer and the Turtle Lips. Then there’s Sheriff McClain! Colonel Sanders and his weed eyes, Kermit the Frog and the Syrup stick, the whore para and her ass-phone, Brad and his religious teachings, now it’s Mr. Manney (watch out, Fox). Food fights and verbal wars were very common, almost daily at this table but goddamn, it is nostalgic asf.
by wpkoski September 12, 2021
Conrad: I had an awesome date night with Nancy at La Verdad yesterday.
Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?
Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!
Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?
Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!
by PatsFanatic August 16, 2009
When someone is so fat there stomach actually touches the table in sitting at a booth in a restaurant.
Mike: I can't fit in this booth and I'm spilling food on me.
Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.
Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.
by Lvannienwenhove December 05, 2010
An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.
I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.
by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019