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It's about drive ๐Ÿš— it's about power โšกWE STAY HUNGRY ๐Ÿ˜‹ WE DEVOUR ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ put in the work ๐Ÿ‹๏ธput in the hours ๐Ÿ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black โšซ and Samoan ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ in my veins, my culture banging ๐Ÿ’ฅ with strange โ”I change the game ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?
Hey man It's about drive ๐Ÿš— it's about power โšกWE STAY HUNGRY ๐Ÿ˜‹ WE DEVOUR ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ put in the work ๐Ÿ‹๏ธput in the hours ๐Ÿ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black โšซ and Samoan ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ in my veins, my culture banging ๐Ÿ’ฅ with strange โ”I change the game ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

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The Communist Democracy of Samland

idek just a weird place and a weird government. all out weird.
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Samlawn The blue

Most badass of all blues.
This samlawn is champion of all.
All who question his authority are fools.
Samlawn the blue champion of the bitter frozzen north
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The Communist Democracy of Samland

Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at op.overpowered.op@gmail.com to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!

*Side note: Samland is China*

This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.

National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall

we have little eyes

*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*
Samland hates monkeyssss
THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY OF SAMLAND IS OPPPPP and daria is trasssshh boi
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Sammy the Bull

One who believes in manifest destiny, therefore able to dominate in all aspects of life including JV puck.

Common phrases utilized by the Bull include: "Yeaaaaaa Boiiiiieee", "Do you like to party? you must.", "One minute", and "Nizzaaaaww".
Sammy the Bull on right wing, Sam Lagor playing center, and Mara on left...blue line all the way baby.
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The Communist Democracy of Samland

A weird place that exists full of nerds. They have bad sports teams and many citizens have emigrated to better countries. The population is quickly declining. It faces a serious economic downturn and is failing to supply anyone with anything. It leader is obese. It has a 100 percent unemployment rate. Weed is banned but is commonly smuggled into the country. Their wall is failing to construct due to lack of funds. They abuse many animals notably sharks and monkeys. Their relations with the superior country of hunter is very hostile though they know they must look up to hunter to survive socially and economicly.
by natsirteg123 February 8, 2019
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sample the sauce

Wherein one tastes their own jizz to make sure it is suitable for consumption by others.
"Hey bro, you sample the sauce today?"

"Yeah it tastes like pineapples today."

"Did you make him sample the sauce first?"
"No, I should have tho, it was pretty nasty."
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