Poker Pencil

A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.

Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.

by Armkap June 6, 2020

pencil party

when the whole class forgets their pencils and someone saves the day

Yo, it's aboutta be a pencil party

by Miss belle November 30, 2016

pencil farter

A pencil in the butt while farter

"Shut the fuck up you pencil farter"

by Kayythaagoat August 24, 2017

the French pencil

When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.

I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...

by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023

Pencil Scan

A quick scan of the floor for any loose pencils to use. Usually before a test.

Lab Partner 1: Dude, do you have a pencil?

Lab Partner 2: Nah man, do a pencil scan.

*Lab Partner 1 looks on the floor and finds a pencil, and then picks it up*

by @CBroChillington August 19, 2010

Full Pencil

A phrase, which means "No cap, legit.", "That's/This is true." Or "I'm not lying on that."

(Mainly for Among Us.)

(Setting: In a round of Among Us.)

EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: AYO BRUH I WAS IN ELEC WHEN THE BODY WAS FOUND, FULL PENCIL

Person 2: ok then
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EXAMPLE 2:

Person 1: hey i saw Person 3 in nav i can clear him

Person 2: full pencil?

Person 3: yeah he did see me tho

Person 2: ok then i can trust yall

by Derpsion May 4, 2021

Bookies pencil

Short penis with no girth whatsoever

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.

by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019