nutella jar

Verb. To insert ones hand inside another's anus and while holding ones fingers in a spoon like position, scoop feces out. One then proceeds to either eat the feces or feed the feces to another mammal.

Dude, my friend and I nutella jared that chick from the bar last night!

by rectangular testicles June 28, 2011

Jar Kissing

The act of using a jar as a kissing medium. On one side of the jar a kisser has their mouth wide open around the closed side of the jar (the bottom), the other kiss-e has the open side and uses their tongue to lick and fog up the jar all the while the couple looks each other deeply in the eyes.

Did you hear that Rochelle and Javier were caught Jar Kissing? WHAT. A. SLUT.

by the master of tongue July 30, 2012

Jar of pickles

A precarious predicament or generally any situation where the best option is hard to find/ not at all enjoyable.

The present war the United States is engaged in in Iraq is a jar of pickles.

by pickles taste good April 2, 2009

Mayonnaise Jar

when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.

Dude yesterday I performed the Mayonnaise Jar and now I shit out of a tube!

by Quandale Dingle January 15, 2022

coom jar

A jar filled with ones “nut butter”.

BRB man, gotta go make a coom jar deposit

by Buttersalesman October 8, 2022

Jars of Cancer

what the cabin smells like at science camp

"It smells like jars of cancer!"

by Sheep Squad October 8, 2019

Allah Jar

This is were you shit into a nappie/diaper bag and put it in a jar. Leave it over night and open it in the morning to smell the true stench of your shit.

Person 1: "Man, is that peanut butter?"
Person 2: "No, it's my Allah Jar. Wa t a sniff?"
Person 1: "Nah I'm good"

by TurkeyTwatter March 24, 2020