eye skeet

When your snake gets too excited and shoots out a poor girls retina

Boy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Girl: Oh fuck I think you blinded me
Boy: No, don't worry its just a little Eye Skeet.

by NinjaKilla December 30, 2005

Douche Eye

A non-verbal cue given to express disappointment, disapproval, dislike, or general disdain. aka a dirty look.

The guy just stood there on his porch with his arms crossed and gave me the douche eye.

My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.

by bktscrambler October 6, 2009

The Other Eye

The artist's eternal struggle:

When drawing a person's face, when you get to eyes, and you've drawn one perfectly, but you completely ruined the other.

Hey man, nice drawing.

No, it's awful and I hate it!

Whoa chill man. Why do you hate it?

I screwed up on the other eye!

What.

by Karashou June 14, 2016

rookie eyes

Someone who has no real experience

Meryl Silverburgh had only VR Training and no actual field experience, and Snake could see it in her eyes--she had rookie eyes. She soon learned that war was not nearly as glamours as she thought when she was young. Nevertheless, she kicked ass!

by GamerG!rl December 16, 2009

eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

orgy eyes

When someone is looking at you with the same wanton perverse desire as a loner at an orgy...skulking around...watching.

My priest always looks at me with orgy eyes....its totally creeping me out cause we are both guys!!

I caught the manager of my grocery store staring at me over the banana display with seething orgy eyes

by Lunicus October 16, 2013

man eyes

When you don't really take the time to look; you do a quick scan and decide it's not there.

It's right in front of you! Take your man eyes off!

by 310Nicole November 17, 2016