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Elon

To be an Elon is to be the male version of a "Karen". "Karen: Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected."
That customer was such an elon. So needy and needlessly rude to the employees and anyone who wouldn't let them have their way.

Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
by Ladifrickendah December 28, 2022
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Elon Job

To acquire and and rename everything possible with X in the name to make them more edgy and cool while simultaneously destroying anything salvageable about the brand or company.
Did you see the new Elon job?
Which one the tesla x, spaceX, xCorp, xAI, x.com or did he name another child with x?
by anonXperson August 6, 2024
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Elon

A sexy fat guy who gets all the bitches and can jump high. He also loves food.
by Londahs November 19, 2023
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Elon bucks

Twitters Ad revenue share ~ monetization programm. Elon bucks are payed to content-creators for reaching a high Impression count on their tweets, thereby also being responsible for more Ads being shown.

In proper response to the sudden increase of a certain type of Tweets, Twitter was simply called "X" ever since. No particular reason or insinuation.
"Whats wrong with Twitter nowadays? All I see is shit-posts, engagement-bait and memes."
"Elon bucks bro."
by B'neppe June 23, 2024
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Elon number

The number of people fucked between you and Elon Musk, especially in the transfem community. Musk fucked Grimes (0) who fucked Chelsea Manning (1) who fucked…
- What’s your Elon number?
- it’s 8, and my girlfriend’s is 7
by Tarobogiga November 28, 2023
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Elon Musketeer

Did you see that guy live blogging SpaceX and Tesla events. Yeah, total Elon Musketeer
by RockPaperSkittles March 15, 2024
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