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drinky crow

A drinking bird that tries to kill himself until his monkey friend Gabby fucks it up. Also, there's a captain, with a daughter. They constantly try to get laid with her. I mean Gabby and Crow. Not her father. These characters were in a fucked up comic known as "Maakies". It had a TV adaptation on Adult Swim. It sucked! Only ran for 11 episodes. And if you see it, you won't wonder why.
by poopmanwtf101 September 21, 2016
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Crow Snatch

A wrinkling of the skin around the vagina. Can be caused by too many Brazilian waxes.
I think Mary has been waxing too much she has a bad case of crow snatch.
by The Candy Man April 3, 2012
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Crow juice

A drink drank by the crow gang
Can I get 3 crow juice”

“What?”
“3 crow juice”
“What?”
“3 vodka lemonade and black currant”
“Ok”
by B1G Z March 6, 2020
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Crow Parents

Crows are intelligent birds who have mastered the art if solving problems. Humans are baffled by their intelligence, the more they learn about them the more intriguing they seem. They're attentive, territorial and extremely protective of their craftly built nests. The nest is guarded until the young crow fledge to fend for themselves. Bear in mind that crows are not vicious fiends bound for havoc, but merely dedicated and protective parents trying to defend the young from vultures which includes the human race and are gutless to face the parents, so they target the vulnerable.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!

Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.
Crow parents are silence in the trees, planning for a strategic way to dive bomb their predators.
by Her Royal Crowness February 7, 2018
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Indian crow

An Indian crow is a crow that was born In the subcontinent of India. These birds often identify as Buddhist and migrate north rather than south for winter on account of likening the cold, much like the mind flayer from stranger things. This bird is indeed a strange thing.
A Indian crow loves cold snowy invirements. The Indian crow prefers to eat larger birds and is a bird of prey. The Indian crow looks like a normal crow but looks are desiving you must observe its habits to truly know what category of crow it fall into.
by 🧠🧠🧠 February 18, 2021
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Jimmy Crow

1: Ethnic discrimination especially against African Americans and Black children by systemically racist institutions, including, but not limited to failing to return or reunite children with their biological relatives in the child welfare system and/or excessive legal enforcement in the criminal justice system.
2: Disparaging and offensive treatment of Black and Brown families by the systems that are supposed to be supporting and protecting them with or without malicious intent.
The child welfare system has engaged in systemically racist practices and procedures and should be formalized as Jimmy Crow as a nod to past echoes and current underpinnings.
by Mama Martha December 30, 2020
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Feeding The Crow

The act of doing nothing to keep yourself healthy or doing things that will bring you closer to death. (you know the crow is on your shoulder, but you feed it instead of fight it)
He's just feeding the crow by over dosing like that.

If you don't take the medicine the doctor gave to you for your heart condition you are feeding the crow.
by Trentd_c February 22, 2011
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