Winking Chink's Eye

n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.
Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.
by Terry Deary July 27, 2008
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chink in my chain

when a friend or family member constantly fucks things up for you no matter what they do.

Used to describe someone who ruins the natural patterns that happen in life. (a marriage, relationships)
Guido, if i allow you to marry my daughter, you better not become the chink in my chain.

That damn guy that married my daughter is a chink in my chain.
by KJHSRAEFGXBH SDXXFZDTBN December 10, 2007
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Small Chink Cock

An Asian who has a small penis
Derived from the word "Smallchinkwongdong"
chode
Geddon has a Small Chink Cock
by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015
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CHINKS IN DA HOUSE

There are CHINKS IN DA HOUSE!!!
CHINKS IN DA HOUSE MOTHER FUCKERS!!
by Anonymous March 15, 2003
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CHINKS IN DA HOUSE

chinks in da house mean there's chinese ppl around
what? i am poo? huh me no speak english... would u lie to touch my penis? huh? what that mean? me chineeee
by you suck and you suck more August 27, 2003
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