Gay Beard

The boyfriend or girlfriend of a closeted homosexual, used to conceal their sexuality.

Exactly man, she's just his gay beard.

by kibbleandbitsnutsandchews August 10, 2010

jelly beard

when girl has a lower face covered in jizz at the climax of a 1 girl many man orgy.

girl 1.. did you have a good night at that orgy last week?
girl 2.. yeah it was amazing i got filled out by about 9 blokes,
girl 1 .. wow that must have been fun
girl 2 .. yeah it was great, at the end they gave my a huge jelly beard do you want to see the pics..
girl 1.. wow you had 9 guys come all over you face and neck?
girl 2.. ext
girl 1.. ext

please see german porn films by ggg (german goo girls)

by glenn666 February 27, 2007

Hipster Beard

A beard grown by a Hipster, generally grown with the intent of..

A) Proving that the hipster growing it actually can grow facial hair

B) Looking like every other PBR drinking, fixed gear riding individual with pubic hair - like scruff upon their face

C) Overcompensating for the fact that they resemble fashionable 13 year old girls with overactive Pituitary glands.

Man #1 - Hey did you view Kevin's new Hipster Beard?

Man #2 - Yeah, if it weren't for that, i would be tempted to offer him a night of PBR fueled debauchery

Man #1 - Yeah, all the AA headbands in the world can't make up for that ugly face rug

by VocalWallflower. August 18, 2009

bearded screwdriver

A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.

man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night

by ddunn June 13, 2018

Bearded clout

A hairy woman's vagina

I'd love to ram my sausage in diana's bearded clout!

by Jerry hatricks November 2, 2019

Laziness Beard

A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.

Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"

by GoCanes March 21, 2010

bearded marby

A shot containing equal parts of Southern Comfort, Tanqueray, and Hennesy.

Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.

The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.

Hey man it's pretty cold in this bar. Get me a bearded marby so I can warm up

by Shikey Tues November 23, 2010