suburban speedbump

when a high schooler is given a klonopin that was not prescribed to them

"I gave out all my klonopin to the kids on the party bus on the way to prom. It was literally a suburban speedbump."

by kjc-ftw June 17, 2022

suburban

a cheap car

the housewife drove a suburban

by anonymous January 23, 2022

Suburban Boy

A man (typically named Omar) who has multiple lovers but wants them to be in a relationship with him while he claims to be single.

Also, has to kiss them on the forehead and text them every morning.

Omar is such a suburban boy, he loves me!

by TheBlackGhost February 8, 2024

The Suburban Steady

...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.

Damn Y'all Sally be doin, 'The Suburban Steady".

She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.

by lil homey and the Cheata May 18, 2024

suburban brat

A female teen from the suburbs with the following characteristics: snotty, spoiled, nasty, & very fashion conscious without understanding fashion.

Person- "Did you see how mean Sally was to those girls. She is such a suburban brat!"

by muffinfat April 29, 2016

Suburban Dictionary

A subpar version of the Urban Dictionary.

You use the Suburban Dictionary? What a pleb.

by hi,no September 18, 2022

Suburban Bumpkin

A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.

“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

by that country kid March 3, 2021