poop text

n. a text message made to a friend either during the act or after of taking a poop. usually done to explain the experience or finished product of a defecation

know now that this is a poop text. i just took the greatest poop of my life. not only was it huge but 3 distinct colors of the rainbow were represented.

by dommysalami August 9, 2010

Text message romance

When you like someone when you're talking to them over text but feel nothing towards them in person.

Hannah: You see I like Ryan when we're texting, but in person he's nothing like he is when we text.
Samantha: Girl, you're having a text message romance.

by AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ January 18, 2009

text appeal

When someone is able to carry on a good conversation through text messaging.

We were having a great conversation texting. She's got real text appeal.

She texts too slow and has nothing to say. I'm talking zero text appeal.

by samstricklin January 8, 2009

text girl

a girl who text messages often. when texting her boyfriend, she will often tell him many things she would like to do him sexually. but, when it comes down to it, she ends up not putting out. when you confront her about this, she will either become awkward about it or break up with you.

an interesting type of girl, i must add.

text girl

by Ya' Diggg August 14, 2009

Text n Head

Texting while getting a Blowjob.

Just for kicks I'll text you while she's blowin me. LOL Ya know, a little Text n Head.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Wall Of Text

A HUGE paragraph that is long and looks like an essay. Usually, it doesn't use paragraphs at all. It sometimes hurts the reader's eyes.

WOT is also short for "Wall Of Text".

John: ZOMG!!!!!111111!!!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT1!!!!! I JUST PLAYED A GAME I GOT WHILE I WAS AN INTERN AT NINTENDO. IT WAS POKEMANZ RUBEH I PLAYED IT WHEN I WAS WEE LADDY. SO I STARTED IT UP AND EVERYTHING WAS HYPER REALISTIC AND THEN THE GAME STARTED. I NOTICIED TER WUZ A SAVE FILE THAT WAS A GIRL. I WAS PISSED CAUZ I WAS A GUY. SO I PLAYED THE GAME AND TER WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE, AND MAY(MY CHARACTER) HAD BLACK EYES AND WAS CRYING BLOOD. I WENT INTO A BATTLE AND MY TORCHIC WAS HYPER REALISTIC AND HAD BLOOD ALL OVER HIM/HER/I DON'T FRIKIN KNOW. MY JIMMIES WERE BEYOND RUSTLED BY THIS. MY TORCHIC KILLED THE POKEMANZ AND THERE TRAINER BY SHOOTING THEM WITH A MICRO UZI. HOW THE FUK A TORCHIC CAN HOLD A SUBMACHINE-GUN I WILL NEVER KNOW. THEN MAY KILLED THE TORCHIC AND SAID "UR NEXT". BEHIND ME MAY WAS STANDING BEHIND ME AND SHE WAS HOLDING A BOWIE KNIFE. WHY THE HELL A BOWIE KNIFE I DON'T KNOW. SHE SAID,"THIS IS FOR ALL THE PAIN YOU CAUSED ME". I SAID "BITCH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING". THEN EVIL PATRIXXX APPEARED AND SAID," THIS IS NOT FOR SUFFERING, THIS IS PATRIXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111ELEVEN!!!!!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT!!!!!!" AND THEN KILLED MAY BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT. THEN HEROBRINE, JEFF THE KILLER, LOST SILVER, SLENDERMAN AND SCP-682 CAME OUT AND KILLED MEH.

AND THEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT

Danny: MY EYES!!!

Mike: That was a wall of text.

by Overstored Milk June 23, 2014

Mass Text

If you thought Rebecca Black's Friday wasn't bad enough, wait until you see Tay Allyn's masterpiece of shit called Mass Text.

Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts!
*bang*

by NK4 September 2, 2013