tar 'n' feather

Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.

D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Floridian Hippie Tar Pit

Shoving a fistful of tobacco up your partners ass, and then covering your hand in a flammable substance and fisting them while your hand is on fire, and inhale the smoke through your ass"

"HEY DAD! LETS DO A FLORIDIAN HIPPIE TAR PIT AGAIN!!"

by Tylixyourass December 14, 2023

tarred with the same bush

When one catches a dose of the clap from a sexual partner

Hey mate I just slept with your girlfriend and we both have caught the clap, you could say we've been 'tarred with the same BUSH'

by kermit999 June 12, 2010

t-tar

Teabagging with the goal of applying ones taint to the bridge of ones nose

yo, I t-tarred your mom.

by Black Romules November 7, 2017

Whale the tar

To verbally or physically berate or attack someone

The team whale the tar of the opposition 2-20. The security guard dragged them round the corner and whales the tar out of them.

by annoyingclodshoemoney February 16, 2023

Tar

A horrible ship name between people with the name Star and Trey.

What's your ship name then. Oh it's Tar.

by HuhWhatYahSkrSkr November 5, 2017

tar beater

n. Someone that runs on the road as opposed to running on a soft surface like a track.

Poor guy was a tar beater for so long his legs got worn out.

by CTrunr March 25, 2003