Tanning Bed

Tanning Beds give off mainly ultraviolet radiation, that people use to darken their skin AKA give themselves tans. And most likely Skin Cancer in the future.

A new analysis of about 20 studies concludes the risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when people start using tanning beds before age 30.

Experts also found that all types of ultraviolet radiation caused worrying mutations in mice, proof the radiation is carcinogenic. Previously, only one type of ultraviolet radiation was thought to be lethal.

The new classification means tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are definite causes of cancer, alongside tobacco, the hepatitis B virus and chimney sweeping, among others.

by ailene90 July 29, 2009

monkey tennis

poorly implemented, of poor quality or bad

That was fucking monkey tennis!

by SimonBr May 5, 2007

Tennis shoes

Shoes for tennis.

Person: "I am a rebel because I wear my tennis shoes for running." heh...heh...

by Evil October 18, 2003

gobshite tennis

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.

"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"

by Clanvid November 26, 2006

Tannys

A girl with a really nice ass, beautiful eyes and gorgeous lips. She is very funny and almost every guy had a crush on her at one time.
Tannys is also athletic and somewhat cocky.

Guy 1: Man that girl has a fine ass!
Guy 2: She is such a Tannys.

by Undercover_Pix November 5, 2013

ruby tennis bracelet

fisting a girl while on her period

Brady can't wait to give Angela a ruby tennis bracelet this month.

by Albomary August 22, 2011

tennis stick

Lingo made popular by The Simpsons - more commonly referred to as a racquet.

Player 1: Did you bring your tennis stick?

Player 2: Nah, all I need is my racquet.

Player 1: Idiot.

by Bourkey July 6, 2008