Potty training

Potty training is when you train your kid to use the restroom correctly

Mom : sweetie, I'm going to work tomorrow
James:ok
Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.

by Happy pet story name:Coyote August 21, 2016

dinosaur train

A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex

come on down to the dinosaur train so you dont notice your wife fucked a t-rex

by Grrryn April 9, 2021

Awesome Train

An opposite of the failboat. A successful group of people or orginization. Can be considered a win.

"All aboard the awesome train- Toot! Toot!"

by Rebeccaj2009 February 17, 2009

Dutch Train

A Dutch Train has absolutely nothing to do with the Dutch. A Dutch Train is similar to a human centipede except for each person ( all male ) is connected by anal penetration. The minimum of participants is ten, but there is no maximum number of men that can join a Dutch Train. In other words, a Dutch Train is a sexy conga line.

"Hey, Mark, wanna join our Dutch Train?"
"Choo choo! All aboard the Dutch Train!"

by Shrimpy_dimpy69 November 17, 2019

Train Jousting

A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.

Hey Billy! You should've payed your debt you lil' shit. We'll be train jousting the next morning!

by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019

Church Train

A train in which it is too quiet to talk on your phone incase you disturb the peace, so you have to send a text.

Damn! i can't talk am on a Church Train.

by Geeh March 10, 2011

Rubber train

The act of simultaneously stimulating the anus and the penis by means of rubber dildo and rubber pocket pussy.

Jake: hey man what are you up to?

Ben: nawww man not much just got off the rubber train in my shower.

by Ballsinyourmouth12 June 12, 2013