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tomato tan

A term used by people who have spent too long in the sun without suncream, aka. an extreme case of sunburn.
"Dude that's a sick tomato tan! How long were you out there?"
"Eight hours."
by robbo6124 August 20, 2009
mugGet the tomato tanmug.

tomato brain

The mindset you have when you’re talking to your crush and you forget how to function like a normal human being
“Yeah so when I was talking to him, my tomato brain activated and I cackled at his joke”

“Damn that’s rough”
by DumbBitch2.0 April 5, 2019
mugGet the tomato brainmug.

Scary Tomatoes

When a man comes up behind another man, usually in a locker room and says "SCARY TOMATOES" loudly multiple times, then pulls down his pants and fucks his victim in the ass.
Guys call the cops, I just witnessed Scary Tomatoes!
by buttbuttboi September 28, 2015
mugGet the Scary Tomatoesmug.

Tomato queen

A boss ass bitch who rules all tomatoes (people). She is queen and people bow down to this bitch.
Omg she is slaying. She is a tomato queen
mugGet the Tomato queenmug.

Lonely tomato

When someone leaves a turd in the toilet without flushing
Dude, that's one if the smelliest lonely tomatoes ever
by Ben burrito April 27, 2014
mugGet the Lonely tomatomug.

Tomato Gang

An ancient form of religion formed by middle schoolers, was abandoned many years ago by the creators.
Initiation: Steal a tomato from the cafeteria and rub someones elbow
by FakeSosaGreenBean November 12, 2019
mugGet the Tomato Gangmug.

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