Tactical Timmie

Security Forces member that always has more gear on post than he really needs but ends up using it at some point on post or someone who gives him a ton of shit for it and ends up needed it

Why does Tactical Timmie have all this fucking useless gear.

by Vindex447 March 3, 2017

TOOTHLESS TIMMIED

When and old man lures you in with GHB butterscotch candies and you wake up getting a gummer.

Mikey went to do his normal paperboy route but got Toothless Timmied at that nervey old mans house in Tustin Ca

by Juicestain, King of bllod and October 11, 2019

irl.tomie

very cool bakah uwu marry me pls

irl.tomie is my baka

by pissbaka April 3, 2021

irl.tomie

ily baka vaka kiss

ily irl.tomie

by pissbaka April 3, 2021

The Tammie

When you talk yourself down in the hopes that someone says something positive about you

Tammie: i am just the worst

Random person: ahhh she is doing "The Tammie"

by JohnyBoneyyyyy June 18, 2022

Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

No Tomment

When you can’t make a comment

User 1:Hey I heard you were talking about building an massive book club for other book lovers.

User 2: No tomment.

by Chipmunksarecute1800 July 26, 2025