tomato tan

A term used by people who have spent too long in the sun without suncream, aka. an extreme case of sunburn.

"Dude that's a sick tomato tan! How long were you out there?"
"Eight hours."

by robbo6124 August 20, 2009

tomato clotchup

Thick red clotted blood deposit inadvertently obtained from using deep tongue action on a menstrual lady.

Pass me a tissue darling, I’ve just got a mouth full of tomato clotchup whilst licking your vertical bacon sandwich!

by Captain Beanflicker February 20, 2022

tomato drop

Yeah I have no idea

Person 1: Dude, what's a tomato drop?
Person 2: Idk.

by Queerisweirdnotnotstraight May 26, 2023

Scary Tomatoes

When a man comes up behind another man, usually in a locker room and says "SCARY TOMATOES" loudly multiple times, then pulls down his pants and fucks his victim in the ass.

Guys call the cops, I just witnessed Scary Tomatoes!

by buttbuttboi September 28, 2015

Tomato Toe

A big ass toe that's red and looks like its about to explode and excrete tomato juice. It also has a small nail and it's a forever thing.

Mayhlin is a pretty girl but she has a tomato toe. La'queeta and Lashawnda laugh at her nasty toe.

by alinessa69 July 11, 2014

Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.

Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018

tomato brain

The mindset you have when you’re talking to your crush and you forget how to function like a normal human being

“Yeah so when I was talking to him, my tomato brain activated and I cackled at his joke”

“Damn that’s rough”

by DumbBitch2.0 April 5, 2019