Internet

Ironically, one of the only places where you can't find any help on computer issues.

I try to look up how to fix my bluetooth settings on the internet and all I get are these horrible computer magazines that don't understand what they're doing.

by AtheistExtremist November 1, 2017

Internetic

Someone who browses and uses the internet a majority of the time. A Person who will spend most if not all of their life/time on the Internet looking at Games/Info/Pornography.

John: Are you on the Internet alot of the time?
James: Yeah, i am very Internetic.

Mick: He is very Internetic.
Marley: How does he become so Internetic?

by Nice Jim Cool February 20, 2014

the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.

by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018

Internet

Cancer.

Damnit. My porn on the beautiful internet caused cancer infected boils on my dick.

by bigcronk69 January 18, 2017

Internet

A stupid place where every kid goes to when they get home to jack off to porn and watch hentai and play retarded games

When i get home i will get on the internet.
Gotta see that booty.

by a really dumb dude March 14, 2019

internet

what you’re using right now idiot

Natalia: Omg did you see that picture Lisa posted yesterday?
Jade: No. What is it??
Natalia: I can’t believe you haven’t seen it it’s all over the internet!

by natalia o June 11, 2018

Internet

Life...

You can love the Internet, and you can hate the Internet.

by Wolfgang Harvey May 3, 2017