Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 5, 2013

sticker

A person who tries to kiss up to you. They are literally like your shadow and super annoying.

Sophie is such a sticker, I was trying to kiss my boyfriend and she was right next to me making it awkward.

by LemonsToGo January 25, 2015

Sticker

A stool that leaves an immense amount of residue as it exits the sphincter.

Antonym: Slipper

Oh man, not a sticker! It's going to take a half a roll and 15 minutes to clean my cheecks.

by Bidet Mate July 24, 2016

sticker picker

A person/asshole who picks the stickers off your baseball caps.

I bought this new cap and that sticker picker ripped off all my stickers.

by Peekaboo2012 November 27, 2016

big sticker

this is where you stick it in and it wont come out

he did the big sticker that is why he not here today hes at the doctors

by sdrAFWQ December 4, 2019

Sticker

Another word for crack.

Christina has a sticker problem, AKA a crack addiction

by The Figtron 5000 August 19, 2019

Sticker

A person who is in a relationship and very clingy

Damn Bella is such a sticker to all the boys, yet she’s only ever been in one relationship.

And I oop-

by Your.face August 26, 2019