Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 5, 2013

sticker

A person who tries to kiss up to you. They are literally like your shadow and super annoying.

Sophie is such a sticker, I was trying to kiss my boyfriend and she was right next to me making it awkward.

by LemonsToGo January 25, 2015

Sticker

A stool that leaves an immense amount of residue as it exits the sphincter.

Antonym: Slipper

Oh man, not a sticker! It's going to take a half a roll and 15 minutes to clean my cheecks.

by Bidet Mate July 24, 2016

sticker picker

A person/asshole who picks the stickers off your baseball caps.

I bought this new cap and that sticker picker ripped off all my stickers.

by Peekaboo2012 November 27, 2016

Stickered

Stickered:

when you wasn’t planning to stick around but you stuck there because of random situation and because you wanted some lasagna.

Example:

A: hey wasn’t you gonna bizounce in this bitch

B:yeah man. But I got stickered after she cooked me food and was hungry

A: damn dude. You got stickered real good! Hahaha you motherSTUCKER

by BHTL June 16, 2018

Stickered

Stickered:

when you wasn’t planning to stick around but you stuck there because of random situation and because you wanted some lasagna.

Example:

A: hey wasn’t you gonna bizounce in this bitch

B:yeah man. But I got stickered after she cooked me food and was hungry

A: damn dude. You got stickered real good! Hahaha you motherSTUCKER

by BHTL June 16, 2018

sticker-shock

The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.

I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!

by QuacksO August 12, 2018