Discreet Brown Package

A package that contains sexual toys such as a vibrator or dildo.

A Discreet Brown Package is discreet so that others will not know what you have ordered but it has become very obvious.

by @anonymous3209 March 27, 2021

dynamite tiny package

A woman that is considered to be a spinner and possesses a hell of a body with curves in all the right places.

See that sexy petite Tiny over there?! Redefines Dynamite in that sweet honey Tiny's Package. Mmhmmmm. Dynamite Tiny Package

by snickered February 24, 2019

Biggie Small Package

Any man that has a small penis , but covers it up by stuffing the front of his pants.

That guy totally has a "Biggie Small Package."

by James2386 July 26, 2012

last cookie of the package

When someone (generally a girl) thinks she is very better than any other, she is asked if she is the last cookie of the package!

Girl "I only date with very rich men!"

Guy "Do you think you're the last cookie of the package?!"

by Magnetofgirls February 19, 2014

The Full Faggot Package

Commonly builds himself a reputation of trust or friendliness. Though this is how he shows himself, he will take any opportunity to take the piss out of you, but in a 1 on 1 conversation, he will act like your best friend. A full faggot package is often attractive to girls and will still do anything in his power to Cockblock a friend if he thinks this friend has more of a chance than he does. It is often done out of jealousy. He will also gloat about being the best to everyone though he is often not.

You "Hey I really like that Hannah girl you know, She is amazing."
friend "Oh really..."
*Later on*
Friend "Oi Hannah, that (your name) really likes you you know, like he's obsessed with you"
Hannah "Oh errm... OK."
After this, Hannah never spoke or cared about you.
You "Wow. He is the full faggot package."
Other Friend "I know right."

by James2210 June 7, 2013

Full Negro Package

To have more BLING than SNOOPDOG, EMINIM, and P DIDDY COMBINED!!!!

DAMN!!! You see that Caddy roll by? That mother fucker had the FULL NEGRO PACKAGE!

by Lick A. Lotapuss August 20, 2008

Care package whore

the act of going to find a person who is waiting for a care package and killing them only to take the care package.

person 1: holy shit theres the care package helicopter im gonna go take it from the defensly guy just waiting there for it

person 2: dude dont be a care package whore nobody likes that

by codbosucks January 13, 2011