li jing

Revenge

Li Jing is blue shirt kid.

by sike got u back October 3, 2020

Cheng Li

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.

CHENG LI SHOULD BE PUBLISHED!

by Mathew Smiths March 16, 2019

Zihe Li

You like to show off your abs every chance you have, no matter if the person is a boy or girl. Meaning that you are BI

Zihe li, I just made this five minutes ago during language class

by Language artist January 7, 2020

smash lies

another word for lying, when someone keeps making things up, a stupid ridiculous lie or lies.

L: " i went to the store yesterday and an old man named ely gave me $1000! "
K: "smash lies!"
L: " No! im serious!"

by gertrude jewelover January 17, 2010

Fei Li

A thot ass bitch

Damn Fei Li is a real Hoe

by Asianbitch04 July 6, 2018

lied#0001

chavis's prophet a sexy nigga named nick.

lied#0001 is a bitchass nigga

by chavisgropesniggas June 1, 2022

Wizard of Lies

The 2017 HBO movie staring Robert DeNiro as The Madoff Artist Bernie.

The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.

We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.

- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.

= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))

by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022