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Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny
"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."
by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021
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child of the internet

A person who spent most of their time on the internet and learned everything from there.

A kid who spends most of their time on the internet and learns everything from there.
Person 1: I am glad that my parents raised me properly and didn't just hand over an iPad and walk away.
Person 2: Lucky, I am a child of the internet.
by fishsticks1 November 23, 2021
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Curse of the Internet

The curse of the internet is a common phenomenon where internet users would put unprofessional, horny, derogatory, racist, or generally nonsensical imagery/text in a public sharing non-social media website.
"I've been studying how everyone on the internet behaves, they've always been like this, I dub this the Curse of the Internet, as I couldn't find a better name for this."
by tentilol February 12, 2022
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Stories from the Internet

A 40 year old thin skinned incel whose whole life has been geared towards his brief moment in the sun, where he held 5 online relationships at once, a world which came crashing down in August 2022. Passionate about Law of Attraction, Synchronicity, Manifestation, Edging and Semen Retention. Eager user of gaslighting, doxxing, threatening legal action, targeting women whose mental health impacts their ability to defend themselves, and general dickheadery.
Did you hear about Stories from the Internet? He has been online dating 5 girls at once and got found out. Now his channel is finished. What an incel.
by Stories from the incelnet September 25, 2022
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a Product of the Internet

Someone who has been shaped by internet culture; their personality, intrests, takes or tastes, being tailored by online trends.

Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.

Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)
"I feel like i'm a disappointment."

"Well... you are pretty much 'a Product of the Internet'."
by Janice the Bathroom Cleaner January 9, 2023
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Welcome to the Internet

1. It is a song by Bo Burnham
2. It could also be used to reply to stupid comments, normally on YouTube.
¹ Person 1: Welcome to the Internet
Person 2: Have a look around

² Person 1: Omg guys stop using the 🤓 emoji it's so annoying!!!
Person 2: Welcome to the Internet!
by HERMEEEES_dawling September 3, 2023
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