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Joseph Forte

Mixing cocaine and broken up blue adderall to make a powder that resembles the baby blue color made famous by NCAA power house UNC and their legendary shooting guard "Joseph Forte."
"Hey boys lets get all jacked up with some Joseph Fortes!"
by Zion Brion March 2, 2019
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Fort Nom

A household which consists of people who resist societal pressures to only cook completely healthy food, and celebrate their defiance (hence "Fort"). The main aim of their cooking is to produce plenty of great-tasting food (hence "Nom"), rather than nutritious, balanced, healthy, or faddish food.
Sunday afternoon is baking time at Fort Nom! Be here in 30 minutes for Bacon & Maple syrup cupcakes!
by Matti Matti Matti January 5, 2014
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Fort Recovery

Fort recovery has the hottest boys around and usually they are single. Also, they have a bunch of hoes there so usually the boys don’t fall for them. Finally, the boys are really country there and can’t be city slickers because they practically live in the smallest town in the world. They also love to hunt!
Friend: Where that hot boy from?
You:Fort Recovery!
by Fortrecoveryhoes December 7, 2019
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Fort Wayne

A city in northeast indiana containing:

1) 250,000 people

2) middle-classed hicks who think they're rich because they golf who go to horrible restaurants with menus on a clever, just because they're over priced

3) Second-rate universities (IPFW: I Paid For What?), unaccredited scam schools and diploma mills

4) Underaged self-proclaimed "thugs" who live downtown and brag about smoking catnip

5) A trashy dive that pretends to be "the largest nightclub in the midwest"

6) Women who for some reasons get fat and worn-out within months after high school

7) Corn

8) Farm animals and the men who love them
Wait, you actually moved to Fort Wayne to come to school? Are you stupid?!
by I paid for what? July 29, 2009
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Fort Smith

1. an unrealized industrial backwater town straddling the borders of Arkansas and Oklahoma in the United States.

2. a certified methamphetamine hub.
The air smells of dog food and broken spirits. I believe we are in Fort Smith.
by JedediahUlysses May 13, 2011
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Guinea Fort

An ugly, oversized, squarish, box-like house built by a low quality Italian builder. They are usually covered in fake stones, stucco, brick, or other masonry. They also tend to not fit the neighborhood, and the guineas that move into them tend to act like niggers.
P1 "Did you see that new Guinea Fort Tony and Vinny are building down the street?"
P2 "Yeah, I cant wait to see the Guinea Pison Niggers that mvoe into that dump.
P3" "That Guinea Fort is the ugliest house on the block. It looks like a fuckin' square."
by Guinea Boy January 29, 2009
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fort knock

To fornicate, have sex, get freaky, get intimate.
1. My boyfriend was looking so good this week, I just wanted to fort knock him.

2. Fort knocking burns a lot of calories when done right.
by kelzi mirahj March 18, 2011
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