The Annual Kentucky Derby

The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.

Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!

by fivewide May 6, 2023

Risky Derby

To risk shitting your pants on a school bus

P1:DON'T PLAY risky derby
P2:but..

by shell._.something October 23, 2022

roller derby

A very religious sport played by girls and women of various sexualities.

What’s the guy counterpart of roller derby?

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 7, 2024

Derby

The one true derby is hull fc vs hull kr

Not the rivalry between saints and wigan

The Hull derby is the one true derby

by TheOneTrueRugbyLeagueDerby April 16, 2019

kentucky derby anal piledriver

wooptity poop scoop nigga you built like Mr Grey AKA lightskin slayer and MS-13 annihilator.

Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.

by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021

Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!

I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!

by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022

Derby

Friedness; ha ha, ha; bleh bark mode; shamaneshamana

Jake: i lost my juul
Skeet: dude its in your f*****g hand
Jake: on no dont say it
Skeet: DERBY MODE ACTIVATED

by Zeldmode July 10, 2021