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cactus crusher

An offensive word used to name Mexican people. Derived from incidents where illegal immigrants accidentaly land on cactus as the jump the border.
That cactus crusher smells like beans.
by doooz August 19, 2008
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Hugging the Cactus

A state of mind created by drug users, alcoholics and depressed people that keep them locked in a cycle of pain, remorse and self-pity. When you are hugging the cactus, you are purposefully holding onto past pain, regrets, resentment, blame and other issues that prevent you from moving forward in a positive manner. The goal of therapy and self-realization is to “let go” and “stop hugging the cactus.”
Robert Downey Jr once told a story of his past drug abuse and alcoholism days where Mel Gibson helped him by telling him to stop “hugging the cactus!” Robert stated this realization allowed him to let go of his past and move forward.
by Funkensteins Lab February 21, 2021
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Cactus Cunt

N. An extremely hairy vagina that is unpleasant to go down on.
Guy: That bitch had a cactus cunt.
by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009
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Cactus Jack

When you shave your pubes and wait til you grow back stubble. You then take your significant other's face and rub it vigorously on the stubble til they get a rash.
Dude the girl was a cock tease so I gave her a cactus Jack.
by Gclipse December 23, 2009
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cactus fucker

people who are extremely horny and/or can't pull any dudes so they're left with one option; fucking a cactus. they could also be a masochist.
that new girl, lyba, looks like a cactus fucker!
by kanxbsnkalka July 27, 2017
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Cactus Gang

Cactus gang is the best and most sexiest gang on the planet... we much on dem juicy cactuses all day long and shove them up our asses all night long... if you are looking for a gang this is the one to be in.
"Hey Jim!, are you in the Cactus Gang yet?"
by Snufelz ;) August 19, 2018
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