Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk

The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.

My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.

by JAB32 January 28, 2023

Tequila Flip

A challenging maneuver to impress women, by putting a tequila bottle extremely deep inside your ass and do a backflip while whomping yourself. This gives the women a boost of adrealine.

'You remember how we first met, at the bar?'

'Yeah, that time i did the Tequila Flip, you absolutely fall for that.'

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

Twisted Tequila Sunrise

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.

After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.

by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022

boom boom tequila stairs

Process of abortion. Involves getting blackout drunk and throwing yourself down a flight of stairs. Very effective and affordable.

Carmen was scared she may be Prego so she used the boom boom tequila stairs method.

by Calta crew 69 October 1, 2020

Tequila Surfside

Tequila Surfside

Tequila Surfside is tequila ginger ale orange

by Greg in Carlsbad August 5, 2021

tequila mile

A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.

Yo you wanna run a tequila mile tomorrow?

by professionalcapper July 28, 2023

Tequila

A real noisy cat who smell like shit,
but is kinda cute

Person 1 : "Wow! What is that smell ?"
Person 2 : "It is probably a Tequila"

by tequilus 22 hater November 21, 2022