Facebook Tequila

When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.
“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.
by SuzieSays November 30, 2020
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Tequila

Ultimate bone helping juice

A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.

Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.

“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.
-I'm going to the store, do you want anything ?

-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.

-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018
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tequila

Powerful and lovely in every way.
Tequila sure has made my night, I knew a lady named tequila once she was powerful and lovely just like the drink.
by ladylove23 December 16, 2016
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Tequila Surfside

Tequila Surfside
Tequila Surfside is tequila ginger ale orange
by Greg in Carlsbad August 5, 2021
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tequila mile

A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.
Yo you wanna run a tequila mile tomorrow?
by professionalcapper July 28, 2023
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Tequila

A real noisy cat who smell like shit,
but is kinda cute
Person 1 : "Wow! What is that smell ?"
Person 2 : "It is probably a Tequila"
by tequilus 22 hater November 21, 2022
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