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tia tequila

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Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!
"We were sick of body shots, so we decided to do Tia Tequilas."
by Doc_Camber January 28, 2017
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tori tequila

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Tori Tequila is a fun, charismatic , sassy lady! These girls are full of energy and will keep you in your toes! Loves to be in the spot light entertaining everyone. However, challenge this lady and she will bite back..
I challenge Tori Tequila to a duel and she bent me over and filled me with glitter!
by Glitterbunny April 8, 2018
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When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.
“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.
by SuzieSays November 30, 2020
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National Tequila Day

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Get some good pals together; grab a drink challenge each other to a drink off.
National tequila day. Who wants a shot ? Come on your turn to play catch-up. CHEERS!
by PeaceLover<3 July 23, 2021
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Twisted Tequila Sunrise

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Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.
After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.
by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022
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Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk

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The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.
My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.
by JAB32 January 28, 2023
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Karma Sutra Tequila

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When engaging in intercourse the man will lick salt out of the woman's anus followed by a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime retrieved from inside the woman's vagina.
'Hey Brandon want a pre-night out bang?' 'Sure Shirley but wanna get on the Tequila early' 'Sure thing Brandon we can Karma Sutra Tequila it' 'Sweet buns Shirls'
by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015
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