The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with the delusional bitch who claims poverty, while simultaneously driving a BMW. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actuallysupporting your children, the child support payment is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Or you drop dead from the realization you'll be making these payments for years. Whichever comes first.
Loan officer: Sorry, but your child support payment has turned your debt-to-income ratio upside down and we cannot offer you a mortgage. Or a new car. Or anything that requires repayment.
by Grant Rampus July 6, 2016
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by DesignerAsh October 13, 2011
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Being supported for being in the hood
Me: Hey, I've joined the "hood"...
Friend: Cool, do you need anything?
Me: Well yeah, I could have some support and encouragement
Friend:Well you can count on my "hood support"
Friend: Cool, do you need anything?
Me: Well yeah, I could have some support and encouragement
Friend:Well you can count on my "hood support"
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by Oreo._the_rabbit July 29, 2018
Get the Heart support mug.some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored
tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer
YouTubers: "trolling starts"
YouTubers: "trolling starts"
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Get the drumming up support mug.When a group of guys jerk off into a container and dump it into a girl's pussy. Whoever gets her pregnant loses.
"Fuck, I have to pay this bitch $200 in child support cause I lost baby olympics/child support roulette!"
"What's that?"
"Me and a couple guys nutted into a jar and poured it into this chick's pussy!"
"What the fuck?"
"What's that?"
"Me and a couple guys nutted into a jar and poured it into this chick's pussy!"
"What the fuck?"
by niggasandtheirchicken December 6, 2019
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