Black superman

The announcers always pick the least interesting kind of guy when they try to compare an athlete to a superhero, the most dull kind of guy. What about Black batman, the Black hulk, Black spiderman, and guys like that? Why don't you ever hear about them?

Some of these athletes don't have such a limited imagination, where they have to be one kind of guy, like Black superman. They might have their own kind of guy in mind, yet all you hear is the announcer telling them they have to be Black superman, there is no other option.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021

superman's house

The look of shards of methamphetamine in a glass bowl and their resemblance to Superman's house made of 'Krypton' just before you smoke it.

Joel said, "Did you just score some dope?"
George replied"Yeah, you wanna go to Superman's house?"

by jROCK$** December 3, 2014

Supermans Cape

The piece of skin between the male testicals and his ass.

Wow, that supermans cape is so hairy.

by Johnny Smith January 30, 2004

Superman Surprise

The act of having doggy style sex with a woman while wearing the work attire of Clark Kent. Then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full Superman outfit, including a cape. He ejaculates and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.

I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.

by JamesBondage October 30, 2010

superman complex

When you do something that makes you feel like a hero like superman. You saved them and feel great about it.

That crowd surfer almost hit the ground , but my superman complex kicked in and I saved her.

by rexero December 11, 2007

superman a joint

When you smoke a whole j in one breath.

Superman a joint and it'll really fucked you up.

by Paulis DEad September 9, 2006

Superman Theory

The belief that after seeing the hero win time after time, one will begin to cheer for the villain in an effort to see something new.

a.k.a the "John Cena Theory".

Cena Fan: Why do you hate John Cena?

Anti-Cena Fan: We're sick of him winning all the time. He's boring!!!!

Cena Fan: Oh, the "Superman Theory" is true, then

by KC Rodgers September 3, 2013