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Toaster Strudel

The act of "finishing" or ejaculating on a female after intercourse, usually on the stomach, breasts or even the back. The man juices act as the icing in this situation.
"Do you see that girl over there? I totally strudelled her last weekend."

"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"
by Mattys4 September 4, 2016
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Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel

That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus

Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"
"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"
by J_3_T January 13, 2017
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STFYD:U

An ultimate typo when you're trying to insult someone.
That was such a STFYD:U
by Marius March 29, 2004
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straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.
damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.
George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016
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stredulinsky

a rare pickle found in the amazon that no one messes with. NO ONE
girl: LOOK LOOK ! i found a pickle , should i eat it ?"

guy: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID !? thats a god damn stredulinsky pickle you stupid fuck. you care for that like its you friggen child. HONESTLY WOULD YOU EVER EAT A PICKLE IN THE AMAZON god DAMN you are stupid.

girl: oh
by stredddddddd January 26, 2009
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Stride

The act of merry making with one or more humans of the homosexual male variety, ending with an act of fellatio.
I went out for a mates birthday back home and pulled a complete stride over this guy's face.
by ALK92 May 14, 2014
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