structural engineer

While they tend to be very intelligent and mild mannerd, the modern Strutural Engineer is more than likely extremely Gay. They tend to exhibit normal heterosexual behavior when in public, often times pretending to have wives and families and even act like Conservatives. Once they get in the comfort of their office where they are surrounded by their other Structural Engineering “Companions” their real feelings come out. They often times stay at their place of work late while drinking strawberry daqueries and having all male orgies.

Two Structural Engineers were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

by Architects Against Gay Engineers (A.A.G.E.) December 11, 2008

strictnical

A combination of strict and technical. It has twice the power of both of these words combined.

According to the most strictnical meaning...

by Division By Zorro December 27, 2003

strictionals

The best R6 (Rainbow Six Siege) player ever

Damn he was good but not as good as strictionals

by A Whole Pizza November 18, 2019

Structural Fart

A fart that is "load-bearing", i.e. when one farts and a little shit comes out, too.

The term originates with the fact that a wall or other construct that is load bearing is sometimes referred to as being structural.

Also known as a "shart" or a "fart surprise".

I thought it would just be a little gas, but God help me, that fart turned out to be structural.

Man, after drinking 3 gallons of beer last night I've had nothing but structural farts today.

by Colonel Saul Tigh May 11, 2009

Striptits

Stripers who decide to fuck for money.

Harry walked inside a strip club and saw strippers he wanted to fuck. The stripper that lead him in "Striptits"

by the creator of striptits July 27, 2014

sticty

Sticty means to look well dressed

Damn daniel, back at it again with those white vans lookin sticty

by Dicksuckweedsmoker July 9, 2016

brock strickland

A man of a different breed. Cocky,courageous and a leader over all a terrific friend and lover .A man who would die to save others. He also prefers different tastes in life. He's a flirt but not that good at doing so but he trys so hard you can't help but adore him. There are very few people like this in this world so if you find one do everything in your power to hold on to him. He can be your best friend your favorite loved one or your worst nightmare come to life. He is hard to read but is very rare to snap and hurt someone unless it has to do with his loved ones so you always want to keep your eyes open to find him and if you do hold on and never let go.

Did you hear how good Brock was in bed I want him so bad. Did you hear who Brock Strickland saved two life's the other day he's so courageous

by jackie rose September 15, 2015