You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you
a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.
b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)
c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!
a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.
b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)
c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!
Jonny "Wtf, what are you doing at the mid-west fur-fest? Did you look at my status?"
Jimmy-jon "What if I did?"
Anotherstalkerperson "whats up Jimmy-jon, wow you found Jonny."
Jonny "Is everyone a fucking facebook stalker, I just wanted to come see some furries"
Jimmy-jon "Thats creepier than facebook stalking"
Jimmy-jon "What if I did?"
Anotherstalkerperson "whats up Jimmy-jon, wow you found Jonny."
Jonny "Is everyone a fucking facebook stalker, I just wanted to come see some furries"
Jimmy-jon "Thats creepier than facebook stalking"
by W.P.R. February 15, 2009
Get the facebook stalkermug. An alternate name for mini feed on Facebook, emphasizing its stalkeresque nature. Especially the feed on the home page of Facebook.
by Alphus February 12, 2008
Get the stalker feedmug. One who derives pleasure from watching others workout so that he or she can duplicate their workout.
Commonly gets the most pleasure from doing slightly more, like an extra mile on a run, and claiming to "win".
Workout stalkers often friend you in online fitness social apps like Nike+, FitBit, or Strava so that they can easily observe their victims.
Closely related to the one upper.
Commonly gets the most pleasure from doing slightly more, like an extra mile on a run, and claiming to "win".
Workout stalkers often friend you in online fitness social apps like Nike+, FitBit, or Strava so that they can easily observe their victims.
Closely related to the one upper.
Kris: "I must admit, this new competitive James is a breath of fresh air."
James: "I'm not competing."
Kris: "You are. You're doing real good with the running and the biking lately. Your Nike Fuel is being earned really good."
James: "Dont be such a workout stalker."
James: "I'm not competing."
Kris: "You are. You're doing real good with the running and the biking lately. Your Nike Fuel is being earned really good."
James: "Dont be such a workout stalker."
by ThrilledAtHome June 20, 2013
Get the Workout stalkermug. One who enjoys stalking flights on their computer screen from the comfort of their home usually on the popular website of FlightAware.com
by Bobby Snobby April 16, 2009
Get the FlightAware stalkermug. (Stalker Love):
1:Someone who use to be friends with someone
and fell in love with that person who lead them on but feelings aren't returned or given back
So you stalk their new gf. And always find out where their new relationship stands and try to get them broken up.
2: Stay obsessed with said person forever.
Some call it a stalking some call it Love.
In any case, you continue to write them letters on Facebook, Myspace, etc. Hoping they will talk to you, any talking at all even negative and hate talk works for them
1:Someone who use to be friends with someone
and fell in love with that person who lead them on but feelings aren't returned or given back
So you stalk their new gf. And always find out where their new relationship stands and try to get them broken up.
2: Stay obsessed with said person forever.
Some call it a stalking some call it Love.
In any case, you continue to write them letters on Facebook, Myspace, etc. Hoping they will talk to you, any talking at all even negative and hate talk works for them
Lenore:"That Mary is such a stalker, she needs to move on and quit sending Tim and his new gf Sally messages. It's sick."
Keira:"I know, there is something wrong with her, why does she like him anyways? He is sooo ugly! ugh. She calls it love i call it stalker."
Lenore:"I know it.. Stalker love...And his new gf is so stupid."
Bob:"Dude, Lizzie is so stalking me. She won't stop following me around."
Mark"I made out with her last night and she said your name dude..Must be stalker love"
Bob:"Freakk. imma get a restraining order"
Keira:"I know, there is something wrong with her, why does she like him anyways? He is sooo ugly! ugh. She calls it love i call it stalker."
Lenore:"I know it.. Stalker love...And his new gf is so stupid."
Bob:"Dude, Lizzie is so stalking me. She won't stop following me around."
Mark"I made out with her last night and she said your name dude..Must be stalker love"
Bob:"Freakk. imma get a restraining order"
by Obsessed Stalker September 6, 2010
Get the Stalker Lovemug. The facebook button at the bottom of pages that says "Older posts..." Until then, you were just seeing what's up. Once you press that button, you have entered "stalker status."
Janice, you need to get over your ex and stop looking at his facebook. You are so obsessed, you clicked his stalker button five times.
by andbenwaslike April 17, 2009
Get the stalker buttonmug. one who only talks to you when drinking or is drunk and constantly talks to you whenever they are drunk. Someone who texts, leaves voicemails or even chat with you only when they are drinking and it happens almost every time they are and they never seem to leave you alone.
Guy 1: Ugh, I got another text from this girl saying she loves me, we barely hang out and she only does this when she's drunk.
Guy 2: Looks like you've got a drunk stalker on your hands bro.
Guy 2: Looks like you've got a drunk stalker on your hands bro.
by captain lightning December 28, 2010
Get the drunk stalkermug.