The type of person that you are simply sleeping with yet thinks that you’re legitimately together. Becomes friends with all of your friends, assumes the role of your bf/gf, likes every single comment left on your Facebook/Instagram and leaves a comment on every post so their territory is marked all over social media with the intentions of convincing everyone else you’re together and making sure it is known that they’ve been to your home multiple times, they know your dog, your mom, all of your friends, exes, uncles, brothers, sisters, 2nd cousins, etc.
Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.
Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.
“Bro, that chick is a stage-5 clinger, my friend hooked up with her once and she moved in the next day”
by Boof_bro November 6, 2018
Get the Stage-5 Clingermug. Describing a person who does at least 2 of the following actions while on a computer connected to the internet.
1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.
2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.
3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.
4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).
5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.
1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.
2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.
3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.
4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).
5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood November 23, 2006
Get the internet larval stagemug. A 5.4L Mercedes Benz supercharged motor ("55" Kompressor) that is suffering from the dreaded I/C pump failure. Common on early production years, this allows BMW M's to thrash their Mercedes rivals, causing depression and despair among fellow 55 Kompressor car owners.
by J2OOI January 2, 2009
Get the Stage -1 mug. by HantheDealer June 29, 2015
Get the stage four clingermug. When you're so bored that you type everything on the keyboard backwards, then forwards, then the alphabet, then alternating between the alphabet and the qwerty pattern, then alternating between the alphabet and the qwerty pattern but backwards, then all of that backwards. Wow, you must have no life.
Person 1: /?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|}{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmMqawbecrdteyfugihojpkalsmdnfogphqjrksltzuxvcwvxbynzmmznybxvwcvxuztlskrjqhpgofndmslakpjohigufyetdrcebwaqqawbecrdteyfugihojpkalsmdnfogphqjrksltzuxvcwvxbynzmmznybxvwcvxuztlskrjqhpgofndmslakpjohigufyetdrcebwaqMmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}{PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 2: how long did that take you to write? must've reached the final stage of boredom.
Person 2: how long did that take you to write? must've reached the final stage of boredom.
by yhjdfhjg July 20, 2023
Get the the final stage of boredom.mug. the last stage of homosexuality finally kicks in, there's no curing this painful disease and will never go away and will burn your asshole forever. this ultimate disease will tear apart your crotch and anus muscles, stage 1, 2, and 3, were already bad considering you liked the same gender but now you have gone to far, craving only the tightest asses... this sickness will make you need to bust a nut hundreds of times in someones anal cavity this disease is aka the big gay.
big fag: did u see josh last week?
homo #1: yeah it looked like he caught stage 4 homosexuality
homo #2: hey that's not nice! stage 4 homosexuality cannot be cured!!!
homo #1: yeah it looked like he caught stage 4 homosexuality
homo #2: hey that's not nice! stage 4 homosexuality cannot be cured!!!
by that big gay October 3, 2018
Get the stage 4 homosexualitymug. A blowjob given to a member of the band or other celebrity after a show. Typically given with the knowledge that no further communication will occur.
by Morasjjad September 10, 2018
Get the Back stage blowjobmug.