Stage-5 Clinger

The type of person that you are simply sleeping with yet thinks that you’re legitimately together. Becomes friends with all of your friends, assumes the role of your bf/gf, likes every single comment left on your Facebook/Instagram and leaves a comment on every post so their territory is marked all over social media with the intentions of convincing everyone else you’re together and making sure it is known that they’ve been to your home multiple times, they know your dog, your mom, all of your friends, exes, uncles, brothers, sisters, 2nd cousins, etc.

Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.

“Bro, that chick is a stage-5 clinger, my friend hooked up with her once and she moved in the next day”

by Boof_bro November 6, 2018

internet larval stage

Describing a person who does at least 2 of the following actions while on a computer connected to the internet.

1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.

2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.

3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.

4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).

5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.

"Mom's still in internet larval stage. She's sent me that chain letter many times."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood November 23, 2006

Stage -1

A 5.4L Mercedes Benz supercharged motor ("55" Kompressor) that is suffering from the dreaded I/C pump failure. Common on early production years, this allows BMW M's to thrash their Mercedes rivals, causing depression and despair among fellow 55 Kompressor car owners.

I was driving that Stage -1 E55, that's why I just lost to that stock BMW M.

by J2OOI January 2, 2009

stage four clinger

When a girl sleeps with a guy once and he moves in and you can never be rid of him

He's such a stage four clinger, we hooked up once and now he's been at my place for 2 months.

by HantheDealer June 29, 2015

stage 4 homosexuality

the last stage of homosexuality finally kicks in, there's no curing this painful disease and will never go away and will burn your asshole forever. this ultimate disease will tear apart your crotch and anus muscles, stage 1, 2, and 3, were already bad considering you liked the same gender but now you have gone to far, craving only the tightest asses... this sickness will make you need to bust a nut hundreds of times in someones anal cavity this disease is aka the big gay.

big fag: did u see josh last week?

homo #1: yeah it looked like he caught stage 4 homosexuality

homo #2: hey that's not nice! stage 4 homosexuality cannot be cured!!!

by that big gay October 3, 2018

Back stage blowjob

A blowjob given to a member of the band or other celebrity after a show. Typically given with the knowledge that no further communication will occur.

Susan embraced her inner slut and offered a back stage blowjob. With utter disgust, he accepted.

by Morasjjad September 10, 2018

Assistant Stage Manager

Person who only answers to the stage manager and the director

Usually seen with the stage manager

Is more prepared than anyone at rehearsal

Usually doesn't know what they're doing

Is the adopted child of the stage manager

The assistant stage manager sat at rehearsal with the stage manager

by tired crew kid April 4, 2019