The type of person that you are simply sleeping with yet thinks that you’re legitimately together. Becomes friends with all of your friends, assumes the role of your bf/gf, likes every single comment left on your Facebook/Instagram and leaves a comment on every post so their territory is marked all over social media with the intentions of convincing everyone else you’re together and making sure it is known that they’ve been to your home multiple times, they know your dog, your mom, all of your friends, exes, uncles, brothers, sisters, 2nd cousins, etc.
Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.
Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.
“Bro, that chick is a stage-5 clinger, my friend hooked up with her once and she moved in the next day”
by Boof_bro November 6, 2018
Get the Stage-5 Clingermug. Describing a person who does at least 2 of the following actions while on a computer connected to the internet.
1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.
2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.
3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.
4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).
5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.
1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.
2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.
3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.
4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).
5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood November 23, 2006
Get the internet larval stagemug. A 5.4L Mercedes Benz supercharged motor ("55" Kompressor) that is suffering from the dreaded I/C pump failure. Common on early production years, this allows BMW M's to thrash their Mercedes rivals, causing depression and despair among fellow 55 Kompressor car owners.
by J2OOI January 2, 2009
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Get the stage four clingermug. Person who only answers to the stage manager and the director
Usually seen with the stage manager
Is more prepared than anyone at rehearsal
Usually doesn't know what they're doing
Is the adopted child of the stage manager
Usually seen with the stage manager
Is more prepared than anyone at rehearsal
Usually doesn't know what they're doing
Is the adopted child of the stage manager
by tired crew kid April 4, 2019
Get the Assistant Stage Managermug. When you're so bored that you type everything on the keyboard backwards, then forwards, then the alphabet, then alternating between the alphabet and the qwerty pattern, then alternating between the alphabet and the qwerty pattern but backwards, then all of that backwards. Wow, you must have no life.
Person 1: /?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|}{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmMqawbecrdteyfugihojpkalsmdnfogphqjrksltzuxvcwvxbynzmmznybxvwcvxuztlskrjqhpgofndmslakpjohigufyetdrcebwaqqawbecrdteyfugihojpkalsmdnfogphqjrksltzuxvcwvxbynzmmznybxvwcvxuztlskrjqhpgofndmslakpjohigufyetdrcebwaqMmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}{PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 2: how long did that take you to write? must've reached the final stage of boredom.
Person 2: how long did that take you to write? must've reached the final stage of boredom.
by yhjdfhjg July 20, 2023
Get the the final stage of boredom.mug. Similar to a stage 5 clinger - person has become clingy and obsessed
- with the exception that they are well aware of their clingy behavior and obsessive disposition
- as well as they seem to believe that their victim should find this behavior flattering, and except-able.
They don’t see any wrong with stocking or invading personal privacy.
Stage 9
Restraining orders tend to follow 🤣
~ submitted by Hcurlylocks
- with the exception that they are well aware of their clingy behavior and obsessive disposition
- as well as they seem to believe that their victim should find this behavior flattering, and except-able.
They don’t see any wrong with stocking or invading personal privacy.
Stage 9
Restraining orders tend to follow 🤣
~ submitted by Hcurlylocks
Two dates and he’s talking about exchanging house keys. Total stage 9 clinger.
Just met a week ago, Talking about “Our” family when running into friends (yours or theirs)
Just met a week ago, Talking about “Our” family when running into friends (yours or theirs)
by Witches Cackle December 22, 2020
Get the stage 9 clingermug.