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Son of a witch

What 9 year olds with dirty minds say around their parents when they want to say son of a bitch.
Why you son of a witch!
by SliceJosiah January 8, 2020
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Capri-son

When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.
Did you hear Jennifer lost her baby?”
“Yeah, I heard she got a capri-son!”
by UnacceptableRabbit August 1, 2021
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Son of a bitch

Term for a man but can be said to a woman too
Daughter: smack cam
Mother: bitch I hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that
by Pimpjuice 1234 August 18, 2019
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Done Son

When your absolutely done with the fucking bullshit!!! When you are at your wits end!That moment you realize your Done OVER IT!
by TayTT February 17, 2018
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Ha?son

slang for "what"? Or hearing impairment.
Two fishermen are sitting next to each other. One looks at the other and says "I caught a 15 poundah day". The other fisherman looks at him and says "ha?son"
by mainercapp20 December 22, 2008
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son of a wizard

A phrase expressing unhappiness due to an inopportune situation.
by Capt Awol January 16, 2008
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