Sniff the pooch

The act of carefully and cautiously checking out a new person to decide if they're acceptable or not. Originates from the way dogs check each other out upon meeting.

I know you want your boy to come along but I'll have to sniff the pooch first and see if he's cool.

by Commonsinse February 14, 2006

Shola Sniff

Shola sniff is when you touch a person's dick and make them sniff it. It is most commonly used in all-boys schools.

"Can i shola sniff you"? asked John Cena.

by T1Faker213 October 30, 2020

Croch Sniff

1.A person who is in other peoples business constantly with no real constructive or useful input.

2.An annoying person who is constantly up your ass or croch.

3. A person who always asks questions that aren't their business.

" Man that guy is always up my ass, what a croch sniff"

by Jamie Kae May 12, 2009

sniff

1.) to take a quick breath through the nose.

2.) to take a quick sample.

Hey, bro can I get a sniff of my money?

by Joe M. July 31, 2004

butt-sniff-alicious

Having the quality of something nasty, but in an oddly humorous way.

"Dude, did you see Sally throw up the other night?"
"I did! It was butt-sniff-alicious!"

by cowpie52 February 24, 2009

cushion sniff

One who sniffs farts or other odors from seat cushions.

(bill):I was at the car wash the other day, the dude that was detailing my car was sniffing my car seats.

(nate): That's ok he got a little cushion sniff must like farts.

by lil b. September 24, 2009

stiffs

those with extremely little imagination that label the more imaginative as "retarded" (ie: mentally "challenged" **('politically correct!')

we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)

if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !

jane "cut" a HUGE belch! , and the stiffs looked at her like she was from MARS ! , we all split our sides laughing !!

it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!

we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !

by michael foolsley January 5, 2022