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sneaky hastert

A sneaky Hastert involves performing an unwelcome sexual act, under the pretense of performing some other helpful action. The name comes from former house speaker Dennis Hastert, who allegedly molested members of a wrestling team he coached, under the pretense of assisting with the treatment of sport related injuries.
Person A: My groin cramped up in wrestling practice again, and the coach offered to help me stretch it out.

Person B: Oh, that was helpful.

Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.

Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.

Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.
sneaky hastert by butlerj June 15, 2016

sneaky paint job

When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.
Last night I gave Ally a sneaky paint job she woke up and thought someone put glue on her

sneaky ass bitch 

If you do something quickly and quietly.
Chamya is a sneaky ass bitch cause she stole janaiyas answers cause that bitch dumb PERIODDTTTTT

Sneaky Cumsooka

When your boyfriend says he's edging but he's not.
"How was your date with Tim last night?"
"Well he said he'd pull out... but all he pulled was a sneaky cumsooka on me."
"Ew"
Sneaky Cumsooka by Miezhaus April 7, 2020

Sneaker Licker 

A person who irrationally idolizes a sports star; sports idol worshipping, most commonly found in people that prioritize Lebron over relationships with their friends and family, as well as over their own physical health and mental stability.
Nick ignored his family and friends and kept talking only about his thirst for LeBron because he is such a sneaker licker.
Sneaker Licker by gustavo-sauvo October 12, 2020

Sneako'd 

synonym for; to be cuckholded
To allow your significant other to be piped in front of you
person1: this man is defiling my wife in front of me

person2: You have been sneako'd
Sneako'd by FakeDOODLEMAN March 17, 2023