snarf

The act of scratching your nuts then then using your unwashed had to shake the hand of another...

The mayor was walking the parade and I couldnt resist snarfing him .

by misesrocks October 23, 2015

Snarf

The sound you make when you kind of laugh through your nose without making a sound from your me.

(Jeff)“Insert dumb Dad joke” (Kelly)*SNARF* you’re so dumb

by Snarf Monger March 17, 2018

Snarfing

The act of farting in the bathtub and biting at the bubbles.

I was so drunk I was snarfing in the bathtub last night and almost drown.

by Curbee September 30, 2019

snarf

snarf is another word for ketamie!!!!!! a cat traqulizer. usually used in the rave scene.

dude i was so snarfed last night. i went into a k-hole

by articuno_ June 11, 2011

Snarf

When you sneeze and laugh at the same time

Emma snarfs a lot

by Small person 360 May 15, 2021

Snarf

A person who has an obsession with funky clothing smells ...preferably dirty underwear,dirty socks ...when going thru a laundry hamper a snarf will pick up pants ,underwear,or anything funky and smell it to load it into a washer

My dog likes dirty socks and is a snarf

by Nycman February 29, 2024

snarf

During the 1950's and 1960's, a Snarf was a guy that sniffed girls bicycle seats.

Sometimes we would sneak around at night putting pepper on girl's bicycle seats to trick the Snarfs.

by Yucaipadave June 11, 2016