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Smooth shoes

Smoth shoes: engineers or professionals in a pisition to make big decisions that they never have to experience in a real life work field and others run into their problematic ideas.
Im an auto painter and this new tri coat color doesnt match. Another smooth shoes with a dumb idea
by Sheslikeheroine November 16, 2018
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smooth as cocaine

Fly as fuck!!! aKa THE MOTHER FUCKING BEST!!! 💋
She is smooth as cocaine!!! With all that booty and that smile,damnnn!!!
by Gramsof2 July 1, 2017
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smooth crisis

A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.
example 1

person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."

example 2

person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"
by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010
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Smooth Tube

Nathan: Hey, what instrument do you play?

Jayden: The Smooth Tube.

Nathan: Nice.
by GiveMeTheNoodles April 23, 2020
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Smooth Sally

When your gf is taking a shower and you nut in her hair so she uses it as conditioner
Friend 1: did you smooth sally last night
Friend 2: yeah her hair so smooth after
by CaydanWillson December 24, 2019
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Smooth Ass

A person who keeps making you fell for their trap with different tactics and strategies
xxdicklvoer69xx: ez ggs
Cummander: i hate you smooth ass bitch.
by FarMistt November 30, 2020
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Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.
Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.
by distress November 28, 2016
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