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Smoothe Boy

1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.
2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.
3) A man/boy who sags his pants below him ass.
4) An emo male.
5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.
'E' from entourage is the patron of all smoothe boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate smoothe boy.
by Reality82 December 18, 2012
mugGet the Smoothe Boymug.

Smooth Tube

Nathan: Hey, what instrument do you play?

Jayden: The Smooth Tube.

Nathan: Nice.
by GiveMeTheNoodles April 23, 2020
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Smooth Sally

When your gf is taking a shower and you nut in her hair so she uses it as conditioner
Friend 1: did you smooth sally last night
Friend 2: yeah her hair so smooth after
by CaydanWillson December 24, 2019
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smooth crisis

A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.
example 1

person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."

example 2

person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"
by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010
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Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement
Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.
by Redskyn August 17, 2022
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smooth as cocaine

Fly as fuck!!! aKa THE MOTHER FUCKING BEST!!! 💋
She is smooth as cocaine!!! With all that booty and that smile,damnnn!!!
by Gramsof2 July 1, 2017
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Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.
Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.
by distress November 28, 2016
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