smooth crisis

A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.

example 1

person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."

example 2

person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"

by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010

smooth as cocaine

Fly as fuck!!! aKa THE MOTHER FUCKING BEST!!! 💋

She is smooth as cocaine!!! With all that booty and that smile,damnnn!!!

by Gramsof2 July 1, 2017

Smooth in the head

When someone is really dumb

Or just makes a mistake that’s really dumb

1-Pizza is good cause of the ketchup

2-Why are you smooth in the head......

by LeahArts November 29, 2020

Mr. Smooth

Landin Vance

Bro where’s Mr. Smooth? Oh he’s over there

by The Mr smooth September 4, 2018

Smooth Ass

A person who keeps making you fell for their trap with different tactics and strategies

xxdicklvoer69xx: ez ggs
Cummander: i hate you smooth ass bitch.

by FarMistt November 30, 2020

Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement

Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.

by Redskyn August 17, 2022

Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.

Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.

by distress November 28, 2016