smooth crisis

A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.

example 1

person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."

example 2

person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"

by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010

Smooth Tube

A Saxophone.

Nathan: Hey, what instrument do you play?

Jayden: The Smooth Tube.

Nathan: Nice.

by GiveMeTheNoodles April 23, 2020

Smooth Sally

When your gf is taking a shower and you nut in her hair so she uses it as conditioner

Friend 1: did you smooth sally last night
Friend 2: yeah her hair so smooth after

by CaydanWillson December 24, 2019

Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.

Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.

by distress November 28, 2016

Smooth Ass

A person who keeps making you fell for their trap with different tactics and strategies

xxdicklvoer69xx: ez ggs
Cummander: i hate you smooth ass bitch.

by FarMistt November 30, 2020

Smooth as a pickle

When someone is being incredibly cool and charming. The act of being a suave bastard 😎

Damn that was smooth as a pickle 😍

by Hannah the mad thing May 24, 2020

chocolate smooth

super cool, awesome

that party was totally chocolate smooth!

by ryanszbest December 21, 2008